Real-time updates from the milking barn

Thanks to modern technology, I have the ability to share real-time updates about what is happening on my farm to a virtually unlimited audience. My favorite "on-the-go" social network is Twitter, and today I decided to tweet out how many cows we had milked throughout the course of this afternoon. It didn't take long before I started growing bored with it, so I decided I would try to share the information in a more creative manner.

20 cows milked.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

30 cows milked.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

40 cows milked.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

50 (fifty) cows milked.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

60 cows milked!!!
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

70 cows milked.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

Make that 80 cows milked.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

90 COWS MILKED.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

100 cows milked, 78 to go.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

CX of CLXXVIII cows milked.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

If a school bus leaves Sulligent driving south at 50mph and a tree falls in the forest, how many cows have we milked? (Answer: 120)
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

We have milked x cows, if x = ((y^2-13)/5y)+0.004 and y=650
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

"We dun gone an milked ahunnurtinfawty cows, PAAAWWWWLLLL!"
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

All the cows that remain: pic.twitter.com/OFFOcAigzI
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

What does the fox say? "Yip-yip-yip-yippie" [English translation: "150 cows milked"]
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

I would have already drained 5.33 suitcases of Busch Heavy if I slammed a beer every time I milked a cow this afternoon. And I'd be dead.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

And then there were nine...
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

BREAKING: Gilmer Dairy Farm (Lamar Co., Ala.) successfully completed the milking of 178 mature, lactating Holsteins as of 3:55pm CDT.
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

Bonus coverage: My dad artificially inseminating cow no.918 pic.twitter.com/EHjfCI20Dy
— Will Gilmer (@gilmerdairy) November 1, 2013

Y'all have a "dairy" good weekend!